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Do ANY of These Describe YOU?
Does your Favorite color describe who you are?
[for more information, see http://www.care2.com/channels/solutions/self/815]Blue -
devotion. loyalty, deep inner intelligence, strong in arts & science, shy, thinkers, watcher
Red -
passion, anger, natural born leaders, creative, ambitious, gets the job done, impatient
Green -
thrive on taking care of others, active & alive when outside, balance, harmony, stable, practical, peace makers
Yellow -
light, bright, cheerful, wealth, power, peaceful, tolerant of all people
Black -
solitude, loners, keep to themselves, deeply intuitive, thoughtful, observing others around, secretive
Pink -
love, femininity, peacefulness, romance, passion, freedom, shy
Orange -
powerful, happy, full of new ideas, feel like can do anything, action, activity, involved
Purple -
passionate, lazy, overindulgent, looking for a good time, preoccupied, trustworthy, open-minded
Gold -
spunky, look out for others, smiles a lot, shine like the sun, patient, wealth, chases for love
Silver -
spiritual, stands out, impatient, good friend, avoids conflict, open minded, selfish here and there
White -
goodie goodie, smart, intelligent, not out going, semi-loner, ready for anything, loud mouth
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Does Your Chinese Astrology describe who you are?
[for more information, see http://chinese.astrology.com/?ice=ast,tabchi,link2]Rat: year 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996
- charming, understanding, genius, talkative, sincere, popular, intelligent
- Greatest Affinity: dragon & monkey
- Greatest Enmity: horse
- Ranking: 1st
- Hours ruled by the rat: 11 PM - 1 AM
- Direction of it's sign: N
- Season & Principle Month : Winter December
- Corresponds to Western sign: Sagittarius
- Fixed Element: water
- Stem: positive
Ox: years: 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997
- tenacious, intelligent, stubborn, dogmatic, hard worker, down-to-earth, strong willed, bright, dependable, calm, patient, good listener, fair minded, methodical
- Greatest Affinity: Roosters & Snake
- Greatest Enmity: Sheep
- Ranking order: 2nd
- Hours Ruled by the Ox: 1 AM - 3 AM
- Direction of sign: N & NE
- Season & Principle month: Winter January
- Corresponds to Western Sign: Capricorn
- Element: Water
- Stem: Negative
Tiger: years: 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998
- courageous, noble, alert, powerful, fearless, passionate, aggressive, daring, sensitive, unpredictable, prepared, short tempered
- Greatest Affinity: dog, horse
- Greatest Enmity: monkey
- Ranking Order: 3rd
- Hours ruled by the tiger: 3 AM - 5 AM
- Direction of Sign: E & NE
- Seasonal & Principle month: winter February
- Corresponds to Western Sign: Aquarius
- Element: wood
- Stem: Positive
Rabbit/ Cat: years: 1963, 1975, 1987
- virtuous, good mannered, kind, sensitive, talent, affectionate
- Greatest Affinity: sheep, boar
- Greatest Enmity: rooster
- Rank: 4th
- Hours Ruled by the rabbit/ cat : 5 AM - 7 AM
- Direction of Sign: E
- Season & Principle Sign: spring March
- Corresponds to Western Sign: Pisces
- Element: wood
- Stem: Negative
Dragon: years: 1964, 1976, 1988
- lucky, stubborn, generous, passionate, full of strength, willing, soft hearted, born leaders, perfectionists, much will power, energetic
- Greatest Affinity: rat & monkey
- Greatest Enmity: dog
- Rank: 5th
- Hours Ruled by the Dragon: 7 AM- 9 AM
- Direction of Sign: E & SE
- Seasonal & Principle month: spring April
- Corresponds to Western Sign: Aries
- Element: Wood
- Stem: Positive
Snake: years: 1965, 1977, 1989
- wise, powerful, good mannered, successful, loner, quiet, strong will, high tempered
- Greatest Affinity: rat & monkey
- Greatest Enmity: Dog
- Rank: 6th
- Hours Ruled by the Dragon: 9 AM- 11 AM
- Direction of Sign: S & SE
- Season & Principle Sign: spring May
- Corresponds to Western sign: Taurus
- Element: fire
- Stem: negative
Horse: year: 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990
- independent, active, energetic, impatient, cheerful, envious, fiery temper, popular, cheerful, flattering, talkative, unpredictable, friendly, attractive
- Greatest Affinity - tiger, dog
- Greatest Enmity- rat
- Rank- 7th
- Hours ruled by the horse: 11 AM - 1 PM
- Direction of Sign- S
- Season & Principle month - summer June
- Corresponds to Western sign - Gemini
- Element- Fire
- Stem - Positive
Sheep/ Goat: years: 1967, 1979, 1991
- artistic, elegant, charming, good mannered, dreamer, romantic, sincere, sweet, darling, easy going, perfectionist, creative, timid, compassionate
- Greatest Affinity - rabbit, boar
- Greatest Enmity - ox
- Rank - 8th
- Hours ruled by the sheep/goat: 1 PM - 3 PM
- Direction of sign- S & SW
- Season & Principle month: summer- July
- Corresponds to Western sign - Cancer
- Element- fire
- Stem- negative
Monkey: year: 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992
- fanciful, generous, eager to learn, clever, creative, intelligent, fast learner, popular, cheerful, energetic
- Greatest Affinity: ox, snake
- Greatest Enmity: rabbit
- Rank: 9th
- Hours ruled by the monkey: 3 PM- 5 PM
- Direction of sign- W & SW
- Season & Principle Month: summer August
- Corresponds to Western Sign: Leo
- Element- metal
- Stem- negative
Rooster: years: 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993
- candid, dauntless, handsome/ beautiful, profound, intelligent, selfish, lonely
- Greatest Affinity: ox, snake
- Greatest Enmity: rabbit
- Rank - 10th
- Hours ruled by the Rooster - 5 PM - 7 PM
- Direction of Sign: W
- Seasonal & Principle month: autumn September
- Corresponds to Western sign: Virgo
- Element - metal
- Stem- negative
Dog: years: 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994
- realistic, generous, honest, intelligent, straight forward, loyal, faithful, sincere
- Greatest Affinity - tiger, horse
- Greatest Enmity - dragon
- Rank - 11th
- Hours ruled by Dog - 7 PM - 9 PM
- Direction of sign - N & NW
- Season & Principle month: autumn October
- Corresponds to Western sign - Libra
- Element: metal
- Stem: Positive
Boar/ Pig: year: 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995
- honest, passive, exclusive, simplistic, jealous, involved, good fortune, gallant, sturdy, courageous, pure, tolerant, honor
- Greatest Affinity: rabbit, sheep
- Greatest Enmity: snake
- Rank: 12th
- Hours ruled by the Boar- 9 PM - 11 PM
- Direction Sign- N & NW
- Season & Principle month - autumn- November
- Corresponds to Western sign: Scorpio
- Element: Water
- Stem: negative
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Does The Western Astrology Describe Who You Are?
[for more information, see http://horoscopes.astrology.com/Homepage.html?ice=ast,tabchi,horo]Capricorn - days: Dec. 22 - Jan. 20
- reasonable, earthy, serious, pessimistic, patient, humorous, dependable, responsible
- U Love: Scorpio, Pisces
- Keep Away From: Aries, Cancer, Libra
Aquarius - days: Jan. 21- Feb. 19
- forward thinkers, unpredictable, original, idealistic
- U Love: Gemini, Libra
- Keep Away From: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio
Pisces - days: Feb. 20- Mar. 20
- flexible, spiritual, dreams, visionaries, compassionate, imaginative
- U Love: Taurus, Capricorn
- Keep Away From: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius
Aries - days: Mar. 21-April 20
- adventurous, optimistic, personality, influence, energetic, brave, imaginative, lack of confidence
- U Love: Leo, Sagittarius
- Keep Away From: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
Taurus - days: April 21- May 20
- refined, patient, affectionate, earthy, artistic, practical, persisted, hard-worker
- U Love: Virgo, Capricorn
- Keep Away From: Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
Gemini - days: May 21- June 21
- fun, talkative, restless, quick witted, understanding, intelligent
- U Love: Aquarius, Libra
- Keep Away From: Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Cancer - days: June 22- July 22
- protective, emotional, creative, loyal, sympathetic, understanding
- U Love: Taurus, Virgo
- Keep Away From: Capricorn, Libra
Leo - days: July 23- Aug. 23
- center of attention, generous, proud, fun, loving, bossy, flamboyant
- U Love: Aries, Sagittarius
- Keep Away From: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius
Virgo - days: Aug. 24- Sep. 23
- earthy, clever, modes, logical, meticulous, stubble, competitive, fair minded, practical
- U Love: Cancer, Scorpio
- Keep Away From: Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces
Libra - days: Sept. 24- Oct. 23
- romantic, charming
- U Love: Gemini, Aquarius
- Keep Away From: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn
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Does The First Letter Of Your Name [first name at birth] Describe Your Personality?
[for more information, see http://www.decoz.com/Special_Letters.htm]A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, in particular when it comes to love making. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner-before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.
E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. {Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.
G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually-that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.
H
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvement's. You are a sensual and patient lover.
I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated ... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for love-making, there is nothing to stop you, except maybe the stamina of your partner. (You could have danced all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. The sex act seems to satisfy a need to be nurtured deep within.
K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.
L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
M
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
N
You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers.
O
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy ... a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of there ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.
S
For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away-and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.
T
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights, and romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of love. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely changeable. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
U
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate look good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.
V
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.
W
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.
X
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.
Y
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
Z
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. You are easily aroused sexually.
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