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LYAO - Audio

This page will contain various pieces of audio I have received over the years. I will title them with descriptive names and include any notes I feel are needed. Please note the categories. Any audio file under the CMA statement are WAY too much for sensitive listeners and kids.

Since these were received via email, I have no idea who owns the copyrights. Please be aware that they remain with the owners. If you are the copyright owner and can prove it, please contact me and I will attribute the file correctly.

No, kids... There are NO "ripped" CD tracks that I know of.

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THIS SECTION IS RATED "G" TO "PG-17"
[I consider this section "safe" for younger audiences - it's nothing they haven't heard on the radio!]

• Thug-Thumpin' (Saddam) WAV file (794K) (my name)
  Originally sent out 02/13/1998 - NOTE: Parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba

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THIS SECTION IS RATED "ADULTS ONLY"
[See CMA Statement for more.]

[CMA STATEMENT - ADULTS ONLY:

WARNING: THE AUDIO FILES IN THIS SECTION CONTAIN CONTENT THAT I  BELIEVE CAN BE FOUND IN MOVIES AND/OR GAMES RATED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY - THERE WILL BE STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT AND SWEAR WORDS HERE.

THEREFORE, THIS SECTION IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER OR MORE SENSITIVE READERS, AND IS RATED ADULTS ONLY:

NO ONE 18 OR UNDER SHOULD LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, PLEASE SCROLL BACK TO THE PRIOR SECTION, AND IGNORE THIS SECTION.

IF YOUR PARENTS LISTEN TO THE FILES BELOW, AND YOU ARE WITHIN EARSHOT, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ... IT IS THEM ALLOWING YOU HEAR THESE FILES.

FOR THOSE AT WORK: DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU HAVE COMPLETE PRIVACY (SUCH AS HEADPHONES OR A PRIVATE OFFICE). EVEN THEN, BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHO CAN HEAR THESE (OR FIND THEM ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER.)

IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE "MORE SENSITIVE" READERS -- IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OFFENDED OR UPSET BY SWEAR WORDS, SEXUAL INNUENDO AND "SOMEWHAT EXPLICIT" TO "SEMI-EXPLICIT" AUDIO -- DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THE FOLLOWING.

IF WE DO IT THIS WAY, I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR INCLUDING THIS TYPE OF "ENTERTAINMENT" ON *LYAO-ONLINE*; AND YOU WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR OR UPSET BY VIEWING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T OR DON'T WISH TO.

IF HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS WITH THIS SECTION, I WILL REMOVE THEM UNTIL I CAN FIND A WAY TO PROTECT THEM UNDER A SECURE PASSWORD, WHERE I WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP SIGN UP/SIGN IN INFORMATION, PROVING THAT VIEWING OF THIS LEVEL WAS REQUESTED, AND THAT I DID CHECK FOR AGE. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AS THEY MAY NEVER REAPPEAR ON THIS SITE.

EVEN SO, REMEMBER, THESE ARE JOKES/FUNNY IMAGES.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

--LYAO Editor]

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• DuckJob WAV file (438K)
  Originally sent out 02/13/1998 - MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
• Hey Masturbata WAV file (1072K)
  Received some time in 1998. When badly mis-heard lyrics came in email in 09/1998, I listened to the file again, re-transcribed the lyrics, and included them in LYAO.
  NOTE: Parody of "The Macarena" by Los Del Río.
  Originally sent out lyrics 09/23/1998 - MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY