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LYAO Pix Index
This page contains links to pages with LYAO Pictures. Many of these pictures are self-descriptive, but the index, below will contain a descriptive name of the picture or pictures on the linked page. Most of these have NOT been sent out in LYAOs because of limitations, filters, firewalls, etc. preventing them from reaching their goals. Therefore, these may all be new to those on the LYAO Mailing list. Check them out.
[PARENTS - PLEASE NOTE: MANY SITES CARRY MOVIES, IMAGES AND GAMES THAT CONTAIN MUCH STRONGER CONTENT THAN THIS PAGE DOES, AND THEY DO SO WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF RATING SYSTEM. AT LEAST I'M TRYING! -LE]
If you have a problem with my "ratings", please let ME know. I have tried to explain my rationale at each level. BUT, as I said below, if I have too many problems with this page, I will remove "offending" images, and they may NEVER return.
NOTE: NO PORN [EXPLICIT SEXUAL] IMAGES ARE ALLOWED ON THIS SITE - ONLY NUDITY, WHICH MAY BE WHAT IS CONSIDERED "FULL-FRONTAL" NUDITY [ONLY IN THE PG-14 (MAYBE) AND ADULTS ONLY SECTIONS], AND ONLY THEN, THEY MUST HAVE WHAT AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER "HUMOROUS" OR "IRONIC" CAPTIONS.
THIS SECTION IS RATED G
The following images are considered "safe"
for General Audiences by the LYAO Editor. NOTE: There may not be
too many here, as my readers tend not to send me "G" pictures! ;-) We'll
see.
THIS SECTION IS RATED PG-14
[See CMA Statement1 for more.]
[CMA STATEMENT1 - PG-14:
WARNING: THE IMAGE FILES IN THIS SECTION CONTAIN CONTENT THAT I BELIEVE CAN BE FOUND IN PG-13 OR PG-14 MOVIES AND/OR GAMES - LITTLE TO NO NUDITY WILL BE IN THIS SECTION. HOWEVER, SEXUAL CONTENT AND SWEAR WORDS MIGHT BE.
THEREFORE, I BELIEVE THIS SECTION IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER OR MORE SENSITIVE READERS, AND IS RATED PG-14:
NO ONE 14 OR UNDER SHOULD VIEW THE FOLLOWING WITHOUT PARENTAL GUIDANCE. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 14, LET YOUR PARENTS VIEW THE FILES THAT FOLLOW FIRST, AND LET THEM DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD SEE THEM.
FOR THOSE AT WORK: BE CAREFUL ABOUT VIEWING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU HAVE PRIVACY. EVEN THEN, BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHO CAN SEE THESE (OR FIND THEM ON YOUR COMPUTER.)
IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE "MORE SENSITIVE" READERS -- IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OFFENDED OR UPSET BY SWEAR WORDS, SEXUAL INNUENDO AND "SOMEWHAT EXPLICIT" IMAGES -- DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THE FOLLOWING.
IF WE DO IT THIS WAY, I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR INCLUDING THIS TYPE OF "ENTERTAINMENT" ON *LYAO-ONLINE*; AND YOU WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR OR UPSET BY VIEWING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T OR DON'T WISH TO.
IF HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS WITH THIS SECTION, I WILL REMOVE THEM UNTIL I CAN FIND A WAY TO PROTECT THEM UNDER A SECURE PASSWORD, WHERE I WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP SIGN UP/SIGN IN INFORMATION, PROVING THAT VIEWING OF THIS LEVEL WAS REQUESTED, AND THAT I DID CHECK FOR AGE. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AS THEY MAY NEVER REAPPEAR ON THIS SITE.
EVEN SO, REMEMBER, THESE ARE JOKES/FUNNY IMAGES.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
--LYAO Editor]
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THIS SECTION IS RATED "ADULTS ONLY"
[See CMA Statement2 for more.]
[CMA STATEMENT2 - ADULTS ONLY:
WARNING: THE IMAGE FILES IN THIS SECTION CONTAIN CONTENT THAT I BELIEVE CAN BE FOUND IN MOVIES AND/OR GAMES RATED "R" TO "M" - THERE WILL BE NUDITY IN THIS SECTION. ALONG WITH STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT AND SWEAR WORDS.
THEREFORE, THIS SECTION IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER OR MORE SENSITIVE READERS, AND IS RATED ADULTS ONLY:
NO ONE 18 OR UNDER SHOULD VIEW THE FOLLOWING. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, PLEASE SCROLL BACK TO THE PG-14 SECTION, AND IGNORE THIS SECTION.
IF YOUR PARENTS LOOK AT THE IMAGES BELOW, AND YOU ARE WATCHING THE SCREEN, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ... IT IS THEM ALLOWING YOU VIEW THESE IMAGES.
FOR THOSE AT WORK: DO NOT VIEW ANY OF THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU HAVE COMPLETE PRIVACY. EVEN THEN, BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHO CAN SEE THESE (OR FIND THEM ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER.)
IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE "MORE SENSITIVE" READERS -- IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OFFENDED OR UPSET BY NUDITY, SWEAR WORDS, SEXUAL INNUENDO AND "SOMEWHAT EXPLICIT" TO "SEMI-EXPLICIT" IMAGES -- DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THE FOLLOWING.
IF WE DO IT THIS WAY, I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR INCLUDING THIS TYPE OF "ENTERTAINMENT" ON *LYAO-ONLINE*; AND YOU WON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR OR UPSET BY VIEWING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T OR DON'T WISH TO.
IF HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS WITH THIS SECTION, I WILL REMOVE THEM UNTIL I CAN FIND A WAY TO PROTECT THEM UNDER A SECURE PASSWORD, WHERE I WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP SIGN UP/SIGN IN INFORMATION, PROVING THAT VIEWING OF THIS LEVEL WAS REQUESTED, AND THAT I DID CHECK FOR AGE. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AS THEY MAY NEVER REAPPEAR ON THIS SITE.
EVEN SO, REMEMBER, THESE ARE JOKES/FUNNY IMAGES.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
--LYAO Editor]
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CMA Stuff: LYAO is comprised of jokes, stories, urban legends and other things received by me via email.
I clean them up, removing forwarding headers and footers,
fixing most grammar and punctuation, and re-formatting them.
PLEASE NOTE: Copyrights remain with the owners/original writers.
If any copyrights have been violated, please let me know and I will attribute or remove the offending item.
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