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LYAO - Special - Interpretive Skills Quiz #1 - Answers

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As with most of these "tests", answer all of the questions before you scroll down and check the answer.

What am I?

1.

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I'm not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.

A nose

2.

I'm spread before I'm eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

Peanut Butter

3.

I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I'm called a big swinger.

A Crane

4.

Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn't maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

The Titanic

5.

You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

A Tent

6.

When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

A Dentist

7.

A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

A Ring

8.

All day long, it's in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

An Elevator

9.

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

Chewing/Bubble Gum

10,

If I miss, I hit your bush.

It's my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it's news.

A Paperboy

11.

I offer Protection.

I get the finger five times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

A Glove

12.

I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver.

An Arrow

13.

My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

An Attorney

14.

I make some guys shoot in the air.

I usually have a little pecker.

I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

A Bird

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1.	I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.	A nose
2.	I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.	Peanut Butter
3.	I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.	A Crane
4.	Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.	The Titanic
5.	You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.	A Tent
6.	When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.	A Dentist
7.	A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.	A Ring
8.	All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.	An Elevator
9.	I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.	Chewing/Bubble Gum
10,	If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.	A Paperboy
11.	I offer Protection. I get the finger five times. You use your fingers to get me off.	A Glove
12.	I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.	An Arrow
13.	My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.	An Attorney
14.	I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush.	A Bird